A Twitter user named Beno_Idn’s recently asked his followers (and thus, the entire Twitterverse) to list things they think are better than sex. I don’t agree with all of them but there are some here that are pretty good.
- “When you hit that spot in your ear with a Q-Tip.”
- “When the ATM machine starts doing ‘krrrrrrrrrr.’”
- “When you get that sliver of meat out of your teeth that’s been stuck for awhile.”
- “Direct deposit.”
- “When your barber first put the clippers on ya neck and the vibrations go down your entire spine.”
- “Finding random money in your pockets when you’re broke.”
- “Getting home from school/work and being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom.”